Hi,
Wat is PROJECT MANAGEMENT? Project management is the discipline of planning, organizing, and managing resources to bring about the successful completion of specific project goals and objectives. But here, the salesman is also doing his job but unexpectedly it results in bad situation.. Think Twice before u Start to Speak!Act Wise!
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.. A tall, mid-aged lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the Living Room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow dung (droppings) onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean the mess up with this new, excellent and powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chili sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady
MORAL: Gather all audited data, resources and take assistance of talented and experienced Professionals before working on any Project or you could end up in disaster!
Hi,
Here i have a interesting funny story for make u laugh just for a second.. 
One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning.There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea. He saw a pack of stones to pass time.He started throwing the stone into the sea.
While having the last stone in the hand, the sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond and all the stones he threw were diamonds as well.
He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea...
Moral of the story: Below
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Do not get up early in the morning...
One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.
Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."
As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"
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