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Today i have some Classic Definition and their meanings.. It will be too gud to read but there is fact behind it.. Read and Enjoy:)

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

3. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

4. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..

5. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

6. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

7. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

8. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

9. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life...

10. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

11. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

12. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master degree.

13. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.

14. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

15. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

16.
Father : A banker provided by nature.

17. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

18. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

19. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his bills.

20. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading mails and forwarding it during office hours..