Hi friends,
Gud Eve.. Let me share with u a few jokes about Dinosaur..
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara's Tops
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
MacSpeech
0 comments:
Post a Comment