Hi friends,
Good Morning. Here is a short Story about "ATTITUDE".
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and ask him for a Phone Call.
Shop-owner replied sweetly this is not a STD, but you can do one call.The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy.
The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, Florida ."
Again the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said," Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to her......
Hi friends,
Are you asking for the Raise in your Concern? Then first go through this and see to it you fit in all the needs to ask them.
The current economic climate doesn’t exactly lend itself to asking for a raise.With all the talk of bailouts, budget cuts and layoffs (not to mention undue bonuses), many an employee is wary of asking for more money. But what if you deserve a raise?
1. Assess your company’s financial health.
Understand the goals of your company and the challenges it is trying to mitigate. Take into account your company’s standing in the industry. If your company is struggling to stay in business, it is probably not the best time to ask for a raise.
2. Assess your skills and accomplishments.
Make a list of all your accomplishments and write down how you contribute to your company or professional team. Be specific.Show them their cost-savings by promoting you over hiring a new employee. “If you can explain how the company can save in the long-term by promoting you, you’ve put yourself in a good position to get a raise.”
Above all, make sure you know where you stand compared to others in your industry. Compare yourself to other people in the organization and to people with the competition as well. Are they doing the same tasks as you and getting paid more money to do it? Or are they doing more for less?
Hi friends,
Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.We have many unforgettable incidents happened in the year 2009. Lets have a look at it now:
- 09-09-09 - This day comes once in "100 years".
- 22-7-2009- The biggest "SURYA GRAHANAM" in 100 years.
- 2009 Starts and Ends With Thursday.
- 2009 has 5 Sundays & 5 Saturdays in just 1 month. It happens only in 723 Years.
- August 7,2009 at 12 hour,34 minutes and 56 seconds this year, the TIME and DATE is 12:34:56,07/08/09. This 123456789 Will be coming only once in our Life!!
Hi friends,
What's New in Forefront Protection 2010 for Exchange Server???
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Hi friends,
Are you Thinking about switching careers?
While assisting is a desirable profession, many people still have concerns if a career change is right for them.Every year, thousands of people make the decision to switch to other career , not just because it is rewarding work with competitive salaries and room for promotion, but because the office support industry is one of the few industries not affected by an unstable economy.
Hi friends,
To bind or obligate (oneself, for example) beyond the capacity for realization. How to prevent it? Here are some ways..
To prevent overcommitting, you have to learn to say “no”. For many, especially you ladies out there (you know who you are) saying “no” is akin to getting a root canal. It’s thoroughly unnatural and completely painful.
1. Know your priorities.
Being clear about what is truly important to you is the first step to saying no. When you know what you want out of life, you’ll be more deliberate about how you spend your time. It will be easier to see when obligations, tasks and responsibilities fit into your ideal life plan, and when they don’t.2. Know your bosses priorities.
OK you say, “But it’s not me. It’s my boss. He just keeps piling on the work. How can I tell my boss ‘no’ without getting fired or passed over for promotion?” Good question. Again, let’s get back to priorities. Do you know your bosses priorities? Do you know the priorities of your boss’ boss?3. Say no for now.
If your boss plops a new project on your lap, look for ways to postpone starting the project – if your plate is already full. Try an approach like this: “That sounds like a great project. I can see the positive impact it would have on our organization. I’d love to start working on it in a month, after I have wrapped up projects X and Y. Are you agreeable with that?” You’ll show your boss your impeccable time management skills and how in sync you are with your organization’s goals. And he or she never had to hear the word “no” – how great is that?4. Know how to say no.
Say things like “Thank you for the offer, but I’ll have to pass this time.” Or “Thank you, but that doesn’t fit in my schedule right now.” Having some pre-rehearsed, friendly ways of saying “no” will help you muster the courage to decline offers graciously when you want to and need to.5. Approach no from a position of power.
Instead of saying “I can’t do this” say “this doesn’t fit my priorities right now.” When you say “I can’t” the words themselves feel powerless. By realizing something doesn’t fit your priorities and turning it down, you’re putting yourself in a position of power: the power to make decisions that help you get what you want out of life.Using these five techniques you will free yourself from the stress of too much to do and create time to do what you enjoy … like just hanging out with your family or playing ball in the front yard. Doesn’t that sound nice? Just say “no” and you can have it, too!
Hi friends,
College is a time of extreme freedom but, let’s face it, not everything about college screams unfettered space. Students don’t usually have a lot of extra money and that means that their personal space is limited.
According to the 2000 census, about 2 million students were crashing in dormitories or residence halls. The 2010 census is not yet complete, but expect to see those numbers balloon with an increase of college attendance coupled with a recession keeping people out of the labor market and in school.
At college, as in life, we occasionally become bored with the task at hand. Maybe we don’t really care about how igneous rocks formed when magma cooled intrusively or extrusively, or why the answer to this math problem is theta instead of cosine.
Not everything we learn in college is fun.. School is expensive and working part-time doesn’t exactly cover all the bills. Nationally, about 66% of students who graduate with a Bachelor’s degree do so with $23,000 dollars in student loans. In the credit card department, the average senior carries a balance of more than $4,100 dollars. Unfortunately, 20% of students matriculate with more than $7,000 dollars charged against their little plastic pals.
So,enjoy College Life!!
Hi,
Are you Interested in the IT industry, but aren’t sure what job to pursue?Believe it or not, according the Bureau of Labor Statistics, jobs in the IT field are set to increase over the next decade. That means people are being hired right now for careers set to last!Earning your computer science degree will also earn you path to a nice salary. Because you earned your degree, you’ll be better qualified to start your career at the position you want.
Check out some of the most promising IT careers:
Environmental Engineers:
- Projected to grow 25% over the 2006-2016 decade
Computer Software Engineers, Applications:
- Projected to grow 44% over the 2006-2016 decade
Computer Software Engineers, Systems
- Projected to grow 23% over the 2006-2016 decade
Electrical Engineers
- Projected to grow 5% over the 2006-2016 decade
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Hi friends,
NIIT announces ADVANCED PROGRAM IN DIGITAL MARKETING (IAMAI)"..
The habits of the average Indian have changed. Consumers are now either online or on the move. To help you operate in this environment, the Internet And Mobile Association of India (IAMAI) together with NIIT Imperia presents an Advanced Program in Digital Marketing.
Founded in January 2004 by leading portals in India, IAMAI is the only specialized industry body in India representing the interests of online and mobile value added services industry.
By the end of this 6-week program, you will be able to:
- Develop interactive branding activities for digital media Create multi-channel marketing strategies Create viable online marketing initiatives
- To learn how to effectively promote your products and services in new and emerging media, sign up for this program at www.niitimperia.com.
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Hi friends,
Cricket Match between India Vs Sri Lanka was going on fine and interesting..ODI at Barabati Stadium, Cuttack. Here its raining in Chennai. Its quite well to watch the match with hot dinner and chill rain outside.. Really Cool!! Hoping so India will surely Won this Match..
- SL scored 239/10 in 44.2 Overs
- IND 173/3 in 34 Overs.. with Sachin and Yuvaraj Batting with fine Partnership..
Hi friends,
Curious about what’s new in Windows 7? Of the dozens and dozens of features, here are some we think you’ll especially like:Windows 7 is mainly to simplify the things you do every day, work the way you want, and make some exciting new things possible. Want examples? Here are 10 good reasons to make the move to Windows 7.
- Get quicker access to all of your stuff—to keep the programs and files you use the most right at your fingertips.
- Manage open windows more easily—resize and arrange.
- Quickly find what you’re looking for—use Windows Search oo to find a specific file, program, or e-mail in a few seconds.
- Share files and printers among multiple PCs—from one Windows 7-based PC to another, you can share files, music, photos, and even printers oo across your home network.
- Stay entertained effortlessly—with Windows Media Center oo you get one place to enjoy your photos and music, watch and record live TV, and watch free Internet TV.
- Easily create and share movies—create great looking movies and slideshows and share them on YouTube in minutes.
- Connect to networks easily—view and connect to any available wireless network in as few as three clicks.
- Windows 7 is designed to help your PC sleep and resume more quickly. It's easier to put your PC away and to get back to what you were doing when you're ready.
- Performance Improvements:Windows 7 is designed to improve the performance of your PC, so it's faster, more secure, and more reliable.
- Backup and Restore:Now you can easily configure and schedule regular backups of your important files like photos and financial records.
- BitLocker:If you've got information on your PC that you need to protect, you can help prevent theft or loss by using BitLocker data encryption to put a virtual lock on your files.
"Marriage is a triumph of Imagination over Intelligence" - Every Married Couple
In turbulent times of economy’s recession, Akshay’s flop, Ranbir’s hit, Obama’s governance, Sachin’s 17000 runs, Team India’s loss .. news for you is Divyansh’s wedding
I have always been considered as an intelligent person (at least by
myself if not by all). Now that 26 years have rolled by, my
intelligence is at all time low, I decided to marry without realizing
where it leads to
Suddenly there is a spate of happenings......
The phone bill shot up.....
My free time is a thing of past....
My hangouts are long forgotten.....
From torn jeans to trim suits.....
Dhabas to Candle light dinners......
Saturday night thrillers to Friday evening temples......
Anyways, her name is Anubha, joining me for a dream life together,
So, to witness my Freedom and Bachelorhood getting snatched away,
I would like you all to be present at this grand occasion.
I know:
· You are pillar of your project
· All bugs will flourish in your absence
· Client may feel cheated if you are not there
· Company may feel dejected with your leave
· IT industry may face some losses if you are not at work
But it is my marriage, and it is your responsibility to be there. So stop all your development, maintenance and bug fixing works and plan your trip.
Date : 23rd December 2009 (Thursday)
Venue : PaniGaon Palace near Arvind Park Munshi pulia
Indira Nagar Lucknow
Time : 10:00 am onwards …
Please treat this as my personal invitation.
Make the occasion more special …. With your warm presence.
"The secret to happy marriage is still a secret"
I swear I will let you know when I find it!
With Regards,
Divyansh Mishra..
Hi friends,
Today let me share with u an interesting Topic as : "Where will Engineers’salaries go in 2010?" It’s anybody’s guess, but increases will likely be modest in all but the most in-demand specialties.
• Aerospace engineer II: $71,832
• Biomedical engineer II: $58,230
• Chemical engineer II: $75,069
• Civil engineer II: $66,505
• Drilling engineer II: $83,368
• Electrical engineer II: $73,273
• Electronics engineer II: $73,401
• Environmental, health and safety engineer II: $63,826
• Manufacturing engineer II: $70,278
• Materials engineer II: $74,787
• Mechanical engineer II: $72,528
Some useful tips for a successful interview at UPSC are:
- To have a positive body language
- To have a good personal turnout and ensuring the right posture
- To answer questions clearly and confidently
- Try to remain calm and composed even when faced with provocative questions
- Try not getting into long winded explanations and answer to the point.
Things To Be Avoided at the UPSC Interview:
- Avoid the expression, 'I am sorry.'
- Avoid conversational cliches, like: 'as you know', 'that's correct', 'of course', 'indeed', 'obviously', etc.
- Avoid technical jargon. However, if a member continues to probe you in any technical field, you can use technical expressions.
- Maintain a cheerful disposition. Now and then you can appear serious; but most of the time keep smiling or look cheerful and composed. One caution here: if the board laughs, you should only smile. It is only when you maintain some amount of distance that the board begins to wonder about the depth of your personality.
- Do not give long introductions. Come straight to the heart of the matter.
- Show human concern whenever possible in your answers.
- You should be logically consistent and analyse things rationally while talking. You are supposed to defend what you say, but with due respect to the views of the board. Stop trying to defend an answer if it becomes difficult to do so logically and fairly.
- Do not make hasty or sweeping generalisations.
All the Best!!
The GSM Association is an international organization founded in 1987, dedicated to providing, developing, and overseeing the worldwide wireless standard of GSM. CDMA, a proprietary standard designed by Qualcomm in the United States, has been the dominant network standard for North America and parts of Asia. However, GSM networks continue to make inroads in the United States, as CDMA networks make progress in other parts of the world.
Coverage: The most important factor is getting service in the areas you will be using your phone. Upon viewing competitors' coverage maps you may discover that only GSM or CDMA carriers offer cellular service in your area.
Data Transfer Speed: With the advent of cellular phones doing double and triple duty as streaming video devices, podcast receivers and email devices, speed is important to those who use the phone for more than making calls. CDMA has been traditionally faster than GSM, though both technologies continue to rapidly leapfrog along this path. Both boast "3G" standards, or 3rd generation technologies.
EVDO, also known as CDMA2000, is CDMA's answer to the need for speed with a downstream rate of about 2 megabits per second, though some reports suggest real world speeds are closer to 300-700 kilobits per second (kbps).
GSM's answer is EDGE (Enhanced Data Rates for GSM Evolution), which boasts data rates of up to 384 kbps with real world speeds reported closer to 70-140 kbps. With added technologies still in the works that include UMTS (Universal Mobile Telephone Standard) and HSDPA (High Speed Downlink Packet Access), speeds reportedly increase to about 275—380 kbps. This technology is also known as W-CDMA, but is incompatible with CDMA networks. An EDGE-ready phone is required.
Subscriber Identity Module (SIM) cards:
In the United States only GSM phones use SIM cards. The removable SIM card allows phones to be instantly activated, interchanged, swapped out and upgraded, all without carrier intervention. The SIM itself is tied to the network, rather than the actual phone. Phones that are card-enabled can be used with any GSM carrier.
The CDMA equivalent, a R-UIM card, is only available in parts of Asia but remains on the horizon for the U.S. market. CDMA carriers in the U.S. require proprietary handsets that are linked to one carrier only and are not card-enabled. To upgrade a CDMA phone, the carrier must deactivate the old phone then activate the new one. The old phone becomes useless.
International Roaming:
If you need to make calls to other countries, a GSM carrier can offer international roaming, as GSM networks dominate the world market. If you travel to other countries you can even use your GSM cell phone abroad, providing it is a quad-band phone (850/900/1800/1900 MHz).
By purchasing a SIM card with minutes and a local number in the country you are visiting, you can make calls against the card to save yourself international roaming charges from your carrier back home. CDMA phones that are not card-enabled do not have this capability, however there are several countries that use CDMA networks.
Hi friends,
A good cover letter is more important than you think. Perfectly excellent job candidates can lose out on a job because of a poorly focused, rushed cover letter. Avoid these top cover letter mistakes!
A cover letter (like a resume) should be no longer than one page. You may think that you have so much experience you need more to effectively detail it.
The resume was impressive. The formatting was impeccable, the content was excellent, and he did a great job of focusing on accomplishments instead of job duties. If I were an employer, I would have been impressed.Then I looked at his cover letter and imagined the employer tossing that perfect resume into the trash bin.
Many people looking for jobs destroy their resumes by accompanying them with halfhearted or downright terrible cover letters. While some employers don’t bother reading cover letters, most do. And they will quickly eliminate you if you make these mistakes.
Be sure your cover letter uses a standard business letter format. It should include the date, the recipient’s mailing address and your address.
- It may seem counter intuitive, but your cover letter, like your resume, should be about the employer as much as it’s about you. Yes, you need to tell the employer about yourself, but do so in the context of the employer’s needs and the specified job requirements.
- The cover letter is really your best opportunity to show the employer why your experience matters to the job to which you are applying. This means that a cover letters emphasis should be on relevant skills, not the description of job duties, accomplishments or previous projects. Take a given project, for example, as a jumping off point (i.e. first sentence or clause) of a paragraph then explain what skills you gained from it that are meaningful to your prospective employer.
- Employers tend to view typos and grammatical errors as evidence of your carelessness and inability to write. Proofread every letter you send. Have a friend who knows good writing double-check it for you.
- There is no gray area here: You must include a well-written, neatly formatted cover letter with every resume you send. If you don’t, you won’t be considered for the job.
If u have Dark Circles under your eyes, wat is the Solution?
During its mission, the Galileo spacecraft returned a number of images of Earth's only natural satellite. Galileo surveyed the moon on Dec. 7, 1992, on its way to explore the Jupiter system in 1995-1997.
This color mosaic was assembled from 18 images taken by Galileo's imaging system through a green filter. On the upper left is the dark, lava-filled Mare Imbrium, Mare Serenitatis (middle left), Mare Tranquillitatis (lower left), and Mare Crisium, the dark circular feature toward the bottom of the mosaic. Also visible in this view are the dark lava plains of the Marginis and Smythii Basins at the lower right. The Humboldtianum Basin, a 400-mile impact structure partly filled with dark volcanic deposits, is seen at the center of the image.
Hi friends,
Good Evening. Here i want o share with u some interesting and "The World's Most Powerful People 2009".. just a short Review about these people.. Just read it..
Barack Obama:
- Presides over world's largest, most innovative, most dynamic economy.
- Commander-in-chief of planet's richest, deadliest military.
- Finger on button of nuclear arsenal containing more than 5,000 warheads.
- Head-of-state of world's sole superpower.
- His Democrats have majorities in both U.S. House and Senate
- Recently awarded Nobel Peace Prize, apparently for general awesomeness.
- Prime Minister might as well be known as Czar, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russians.
- Vastly more powerful than his handpicked head-of-state, President Dmitry Medvedev.
- Presides over one-ninth of Earth's land area, vast energy and mineral resources.
- Former KGB officer unafraid to wield his power; invading Georgia, cutting off natural gas supplies to Ukraine or Western Europe (again).
- Declared nuclear power has veto on U.N.'s Security Council.
- "I'm deeply convinced that constant change is not for the better."
Sergey Brin and Larry Page:
- If knowledge is power, maybe information is too. Brainy duo met in Stanford computer science Ph.D. program, now trying to put all the world's information at your fingertips.
- Known for collecting best and brightest young tech talent at Mountain View, Calif., "Googleplex"; employees encouraged to spend one day a week on personal projects; company often named "Best Place To Work" in America.
- Google guys' combined net worth of $30.6 billion would place them third on the Forbes 400.
- Yet despite professed intentions to "do no evil," Google is blamed in some quarters for decimating traditional publishing, journalism. Brin: "Some say Google is God, others say Google is Satan."
William Gates III:
- Richest man in the world dominated, transformed software business.
- More than 85% of world's hundreds of millions of computer users stare at, struggle with, Microsoft products on daily basis.
- Second act: Saving the world. Still Microsoft chairman, but now devotes day-to-day to his Bill & Melinda Gates foundation, the largest charity on Earth with $34 billion endowment. Foundation devoted to reducing hunger, improving education and fighting diseases like malaria, tuberculosis and AIDS.
LIFE IS FULL OF FUN AND SURPRISES,SO ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF IT!
World’s Oldest Mother (70-year-old):
Meet Rajo Devi Lohan, the Indian woman who, in November 2008, gave birth to her first child – at the age of 70. She said she had waited for more than 40 years for this child and that she plans to breastfeed her for at least three years. And, who knows, maybe she will.
World’s Oldest Yoga Instructor (83-year-old):
Yoga instructor Bette Calman may be 83, but she’s still bending over backwards to spread the benefits of the ancient Indian discipline. The nimble grandmother can really pull some shapes and with her set hair and pearl earrings she looks as glamorous as Greta Garbo in a pink jumpsuit. With 40 years of teaching under her belt, the Australian wonder is living proof that a lifetime’s dedication to yoga will keep you flexible as a rubber band.
World’s Oldest Conjoined Twins (57-year-old):
When Maureen Galyon gave birth in 1951, she had no idea she was expecting two babies – let alone conjoined twins. The tots, joined at the torso, were not expected to survive the night as baffled doctors tried to work out if they could be separated. Now, at 57, Ronnie and Donnie are the world’s oldest conjoined twins and have amazed the medic world by hanging onto life for so long. And, as their health declines and they near their dying days, the pair have opened their doors to a documentary team to reveal the secrets of their extraordinary life together. Although every day is a struggle as the men have to coordinate the simplest of tasks, they have a close, loving relationship and are able to live together in their own home in Dayton, Ohio
World’s Oldest Father (90-year-old):
The world’s oldest father has done it again recently, fathering a child for at least the 21st time, at the age of 90. Indian farmer Nanu Ram Jogi, who is married to his fourth wife, boasts he does not want to stop, and plans to continue producing children until he is 100. Mr Jogi admits he is not certain how many children his series of four wives have borne him – but counts at least 12 sons and nine daughters and 20 grandchildren..
Don t just have career or academic goals. Set goals to give you a balanced,successful life. I use the word balanced before successful.Balanced means ensuring your health, relationships, mental peace are all in good order.
There is no point of getting a promotion on the day of your breakup.There is no fun in driving a car if your back hurts. Shopping is not enjoyable if your mind is full of tensions.
"Life is one of those races in nursery school where you have to run with a marble in a spoon kept in your mouth. If the marble falls, there is no point coming first. Same is with life where health and relationships are the marble. Your striving is only worth it if there is harmony in your life. Else, you may achieve the success, but this spark, this feeling of being excited and alive, will start to die. .
One thing about nurturing the spark - don't take life seriously. Life is not meant to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? .
It's ok, bunk a few classes, scoring low in couple of papers, goof up a few interviews, take leave from work, fall in love, little fights with your spouse. We are people, not programmed devices........." :)
"Don't be serious, be sincere."!!
Success Never Goes From You; Unless You Move From It !!!!
1) Que. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) Que. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
3) Que. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY
4) Que. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
5) Que. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Que. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Que. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Que. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
9) Que. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Que.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
11) Que.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
12) Que.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
13) Que.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
14) Que.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
15) Que.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
16) Que.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
17) Que.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
18)INDIAN :: Can i Die now??
Ans :: Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!
In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is spoken....
Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service...
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RoomService: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
RoomService: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
RoomService: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
RoomService: "Copy...tea.. meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."
Guest: "You're welcome"
Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......and you do, don't you! :-) :-)